Thursday, April 23, 2009

Interview with a Cheshire


For today’s blog, Dodds and Tierney have cornered a cagey audience member from last night’s poetry reading at Saskatoon’s McNally Robinson. The lovely Brecken Rose Hancock. 

D&T: How did we look?

BRH: Cowlicked.

D&T: We noticed that some people were having trouble coping with the euphoria. In your opinion, how do you think they survived?

BRH: People were clutching their chakras for dear life. I also noticed some were finger-tapping their wrists’ acupoints to combat vertigo.

D&T: Numerous fans who follow this blog have been asking after advanced copies of the topless calendar we have planned for 2010. Which of us do you think should feature in the month of July?

BRH: You know, I really have a lot to do today. How much longer will this interview take?

D&T: We’ll ask the questions, thank you very much. What are the chances of Dodds and Tierney bettering their reading in Edmonton? We’ll give you some multiple choice options to make it easier:

a)     2 to 1.

b)     Highly likely.

c)     Highly likely.

d)     c)

BRH: I really enjoyed Taylor Leedahl’s reading.

D&T: Thank you for your generous responses and for 3 days of tacos.

The Dodds and Tierney poetry train pulls out of Saskatoon for Edmonton tonight at 10:47pm. Come wave your white handkerchiefs on the platform to show your support for poetry.



1 comment:

  1. Dear D&T,

    But, what if I accidentally drop my handkerchief on the tracks? What happens next?

    Yours,

    Julie Wilson

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